Not all of them
Some of them are unreal.
my brother just came into my room so excited to show me these photos of a pigeon he met
I’m told the finnish epithet for prescriptivists is “pilkunnussija” ie “comma-fucker” which is 100x better than the lazy “grammar nazi” that gets thrown around in english imho and i propose translating and adopting this term immediately
I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home
why are a bunch of cabbages singing
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat